However, they got lost and had to stop and ask for directions, so they stopped at the local McDonalds but they were disgusted by the sushi in the Happy Meal that was covered in seaweed, what else?

So they tore down the McDonalds with their bare hands before remembering that moose, ninja hamsters, and blue whales didn't have hands.

Unfortunatly some crazy japs butchered the whales and cooked them and the Offensive Post Police had to be instantly alerted, so I [Lorinser] was arrested and taken to a Mazda3 sedan and stuffed into the trunk, so he had to escape, but he couldn't get out because the trunk was too small, so he broke out with the help of a ninja hamster who just happened to be in the neighborhood, but the ninja hamster had a heart attack and had to be rushed to the nearest McDonald's so he could become part of a Happy Meal and be eaten by a little girl with mustard stains all over her clothes, so the hamster suddenly came back to life, killing everyone in McDonald's, but then the police came and brought everyone back to life and then everyone attacked the hamster but it escaped into the sewer system to eat turkey that had been flushed down toilets because people didn't want leftovers, so the ninja hamster went to wal-mart after eating the flushed turkey and fell in the hole outside, so he fell in a hole outside, so he then ate the dirt creating a tunnel that went right into a sewage pipe, where he got to eat more turkey until he exploded, but he made it to the hospital in time for them to staple him back together, so he went to visit his friends, King Kong and Godzilla.

They had a nice dinner of leftover turkey and cranberry sauce, but Godzilla accidentaly squished the poor hamsterand cut his foot on some of the staples, so they both had to be taken to the hospital.

However, the hospital was closed for repairs, so they both grabbed a surgeon who was on the street and Godzilla ate him whole, so they had to plug godzilla's hole in his foot with the dead hamster but the foothole became infected, so Godzilla called Dr. Kevorkian and killed himself causing Kevorkian to go back on trial for murder until Michael Jackson and Martha Stewart stole all of his glory but he still got a life sentance, so he went to live with "Lou the Wrench" in a cell, but Lou didn't like him and didn't feel like having someone help him kill himself, so he devised an ingenious escape plan, but he'd need the help of all of the trolls at C/D, but PBH and Yo were busy hunting domestic automaker CEOs in Detroit and couldn't make it, so they had to make do with PMC, Kear (who would like to point out that this story is a disgrace) and a few others, which was only enough to barely pull it off, but PMC and Kear got into an argument about GM interiors, and Godzilla ate all of them, forcing The Bartender to step in and tell Godzilla that eating forum members was not acceptable, and they'd have to ban him, but decided that an Admin banning people was too obvious, so he decided to be more creative by making Godzilla leave willingly, so he lured him to a Yahoo! chatroom with lots of tasty people who probably wouldn't benefit society in any way later, but Yahoo! personel saw a site with people insulting their site in a rather lengthy thread and were promptly eaten, so the posters knew they were safe, but decided to find a new place to insult, so they started talking about the evil corporation ABC.

But Godzilla was an ABC fan, and came to defend the network, causing the posters to start griping about the people who sued CBS for Janet Jackson's flop, so Godzilla then went to look for tasty stockbrokers on wall-street, but got sidetracked in Chinatown and ate a whole bunch of communists but the Offensive Post Police were called in again to remind Kevin that they're now US citizens and found everyone on this forum guilty by asscociation, so we/they all had to find lawyers to defend them in court, but they arrested the wrong people because they don't know where anyone here lives, so a whole bunch of innocent people went to jail, and we started to feel guilty, but it was really just thewizard16 who felt guilty, so he sent them all christmas cards, and that made him feel better, and he put his return adress on the cards, and the jailbirds tracked him down and gave him presents because they were pretty stupid people, but they weren't stupid enough to buy good presents, so he (I) returned them all, and used to money to buy a brand new Mazda3 in 1:18 scale, because the gifts weren't very expensive, so a ninja hamster came and stole the Mazda3 but he was caught by a mousetrap and was found by thewizard16 who got his car back and and drove away in his other car to go to Florida, where he was supposed to meet Godzilla and President Bush because he was supposed to help form a treaty between the two, so Godzilla would stop eating politicians, but realized that there was no point in preventing Godzilla from doing community service, so drove to Mexico instead, where he saw a Post Police roadblock that sent him back because we'd already made fun of Mexico enough, so he drove to Canada, where there was a convention of more Post Police, who informed him that Canada had also been made fun of enough here, and sent him to Colorado, because he was becoming extremely confused, and couldn't remember who all had been made fun of, so wanted a vacation, and upon arriving found that vacation season was over, and there was no where open to stay the night, so he (I) was going to leave, but was stopped by the Secret Service after he went to his car, because they'd tracked him down for skipping the conference between Godzilla and President Bush, and the president was annoyed, so he (thewizard16) ate them both, which caused him a great deal of indigestion, and probably took hours, and was caused by a temporary bout of insanity, but he was rescued from his discomfort by visiting the GMPenguin's Automotive and Etc Forum until he had figured out ifcars GTCG (which he had help with, he admits) and was waiting for ifcar to guess his, but a post appeared that derailed the story by asking WHO HELPED YOU, YOU DIRTY CHEATER???